Saturday, November 17, 2007

Expand your vocabulary - ‘French Tickler’

French Tickler -

(1) n. Pas de basque followed by pointed elbow drop to the head
for example, “Bonaparte should be doing the French Tickler throughout the whole match, like that's his new FIGHTING STANCE!”

(2) n. Handlebar moustache favoured by French men

(3) n. latex condom with additional protrusions for enhancing the pleasure of the user.A typical French Tickler uses a number of bumps, crests and falls in the lining of the latex ostensibly to make sexual intercourse more enjoyable or pleasurable for the recipient at the tip.

French ticklers were mentioned in the Monty Python movie 'The Meaning of Life' (1983), when Mr. Blackitt (a Protestant) says: "I can wear anything I want on my John Thomas... I can wear French ticklers if I want." The Tenacious D song 'double team' also mentions Kyle Gass wearing one. The Jim Carrey Movie 'Dumb & Dumber' also features mention. Example of usage - "Here's Rene with the feather and the French Tickler- look out, baby, he got the tools!"

(4) A play on words – French Tricolour/French Tickler.